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[whocaresifwearecrazy]

OK! :P

[lovemehatemex0]

🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[faunandfloraas]

Bye bye~

[spacenintendogs]

free scauldy is one of the best episodes of the entire series thank u

[moron-hassaikai-and-more]

Eri, getting home from school: see ya suckers- Mom I’m home!!

Chrono: hi sweetheart, how was your day?

Eri: oh ya know it’s absolutely terrible, I’m in my own living hell.

Chrono: same answer..every day..alright, you need a snack or something?

Eri: oh you bet your sweet ass I do.

Chrono: you are just so much right now… *phone starts ringing* oh the school’s calling…

Eri under her breath: oh shit…

Teacher on the phone: hello sir?

Chrono: oh, hi hi, hello, how can I- how can I help you?

Teacher: is this mr Kurono?

Chrono: yeah, yeah it is.

Teacher: now would you by change be the father of an Eri?

Eri: *making a waving gesture across her neck*

Chrono: …yeah, yeah Eri’s my daughter..why?

Eri, whispering desperately: hang up the phone

Teacher: we’re calling from the elementary school to talk about some of her behaviour this past week.

Chrono: …what- what behaviour?

Eri: *shaking her head*

Teacher: well for starters one of her class mates has had a cast on and she keeps writing profanities all over it.

Chrono: ok, um-

Teacher: and when asked why she said to add insult to injury.

Eri: *frantic whispered stammering*

Teacher: right and you know the saying ‘take it with a grain of salt’?

Chrono: yeah..I-I..use that all the time…why..?

Teacher: well when we use it she always follows up with ‘some lemon and a shot of tequila’

Chrono: *plotting to kill Deidoro*

Teacher: yeah and during the DARE assembly last week, she sang Colt 45 at the top of her lungs so everybody in the auditorium could hear her.

Eri: *snickering*

Chrono: *glares at her*

Eri: *..glances away*

Chrono: I am so sorry, is there anything else that I should know before we- before I deal with this on my own?

Teacher: there was one more thing that caused a little issue. You know the saying ‘when life gives you lemons’? Instead she said when life gives you melons.

Chrono: I- she IS dyslexic-

Teacher: right but then she grabbed her non-existent breasts and started banging her chest like King Kong

Eri, whispering and making a throwing motion: Throw the phone-!

Chrono: I am so sorry, I am so sorry about that, I’ll deal with it then I’ll be in tomorrow so we can have a sit down conversation, does that sound good?

Teacher: yes sir that sounds good,

Eri, whispering: no! No! No! No!

Chrono: alright, thank you for your patience, alright, goodbye *hangs up and looks at Eri*

Eri: ..Listen- listen up, alright? Something about an apple falling out of a tree or something, right?

Chrono: do not point your grubby little fingers at me, when one points to me, three are back at you,

Eri: I am a product of your many desires so if you’re gonna blame anybody blame yourself. ….and uncle Deidoro.

Chrono: …..the material was good, honey, just time and place. We need to work on our comedic timing.

Eri: the best jokes are the ones that get you in trouble.

Chrono: I raised you so well…and I’m so sorry.

[thriftdyke]

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[kellystar321]

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[maareyas]

one of the horrors has been defeated, but at what cost?

[ecto-biologist]

The only highlight of my days anymore is when the time is for one brief missable minute a homestuck number

[mentally321]

o.n. 6a vod lau Tubato av.,

[whocaresifwearecrazy]

Jackbox Community, we ARE aware a sentient water cooler SOMEHOW has a forklift certificate, right? I mean, how did Bubz get a forklift certificate? Will we find out more in their origin story? How did they survive the murder hotel?

And biggest question, WHY do I stan a water cooler?

[lovemehatemex0]

See I look cute

[strawbnetwork]

the frenzied edible purchases of someone who hasnt eaten all day

[fading-event-608]

Help Falstin's family survive and escape genocide in Gaza and win hand-made Palestinian thob!

What can you win?

A Palestinian thob made by Palestinian hands, tailored for you. Thobes are traditional dresses worn in Palestine and are embroidered with tatreez patterns of various colors (usually mainly red) on black cloth - you can see the example in the poster.

Who will you help?

24 people trapped in Gaza who desperately need funds for their survival and evacuation. Falastin's family already has a lot of martyrs and they were displaced more than 20 times leaving them with very little possessions. It has been extremely hard for them to meet their basic needs, and they need all the help they can get to purchase food, water and medicine (which are incredibly expensive as there is very little aid entering Gaza) as well as shelter, fuel and clothing as it's getting cold.

Gofundme donation link

PayPal donation link

Please fill out this form after donating: https://forms.gle/1JPkqoab55bxC3iS8

More detailed info under the cut:

We accept both PayPal and Gofundme donations: 50 USD for one PayPal entry; 500 SEK for one Gofundme entry (500 SEK is around 47 USD so it's a slight discount!)

Only donations done after the raffle start (October 19th, since making this post) will count for entries. Additionally, every three weeks starting from today, one winner will be chosen and all entries for that period will be reset. The winner will be given 48 hours to respond and if they do not then we will choose another one from that time period.

Dates for raffle resets:

1) 9th of November - first winner 2) 30th of November - second winner 3) 21st of December - third winner

The winner announcement will be done on those Saturdays at 15:00 (3 PM) GMT (that's 10 AM EST).

Right now we are a little over 12k USD (counting both PayPal and Gofundme) but most of it came in the last several weeks. So we aim to get another 12k USD/126k SEK (again both PayPal and Gofundme) by the end of the first raffle round.

You can enter as many times as you want and can stack entries over time (so one 2000 SEK donation will be 4 entries, or two donations 75 USD and 25 USD will count as 2 entries). Because there will be 3 rotations, if your donations fall short of the minimum donation in the first/second rounds, you can still qualify for the next until your total exceeds the entry cost. For example, if you donated 40 USD in the first rotation you will not enter the first raffle round but can still enter second one if you donate another 10 USD. Another example: if you donated 120 USD in the first time period you can donate another 30 in the next one for one entry. You can enter second or third time even if you won previously.

After you have made the donation(s) required for at least one entry you need to fill out the form: [link]. You will be asked to provide a proof of your donation, your email address (or discord handle) and (optionally) Tumblr/Instagram username. An email address or Discord is required for contact purposes, as there is a possibility that either me of Falastin could be restricted or suspended on Tumblr, but we will contact you on your preferred platform if we can.

One thob will roughly take 3 weeks to complete so please be patient - you will be contacted by your preferred method for any questions after you won and when the shipment starts.

Shipment is covered for Europe, but if you are living outside of that region you will need to cover the shipment cost yourself.

You also need to be comfortable with sharing following info with us privately if if you win the raffle:

address and name for the shipment;

your measures or general size (S, M, L, etc) for tailoring.

You can ask any questions me here on Tumblr or send an email to fadingevent608@proton.me.

Vetting info: #282 in El-Shab-Hussein and Nabulsi's spreadsheet [here], #957 in the Butterfly Project spreadsheet [here] Falastin's account: [link]

Donation links again:

GOFUNDME:

PAYPAL:

[moron-hassaikai-and-more]

Setsuno: hey did you know about that one time all those sonic fans printed bills and it almost fucked over the economy?

Mimic: no?

Setsuno: yeah, Google sonic inflation, it’ll tell you all about it.

Mimic, pulling out his phone: hold on is this real..-OH GOD- AGH- NO-

Setsuno: *in hysterics*

[gay-kurapika]

Trying to not let a mild annoyance ruin my day. Maybe it's time for bed if im this angry about it