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[whocaresifwearecrazy]

OK! :P

[lovemehatemex0]

🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[faunandfloraas]

Bye bye~

[spacenintendogs]

free scauldy is one of the best episodes of the entire series thank u

[cybergothvox]

"Whats your timezone"

I mean I can tell you but if you think you can use that to figure out when I'm going to br awake let me dissuade you of that right now. Even I dont know when I'm going to be awake. I mean I can give you a prediction but it's like being a weather man, I can only guess for a few days out and I'm only 40% confident in my answer

[slocumjoe]

Companions react to the Scorched Plague

Ada; Sent on supply and scavenging runs, gets what's needed and takes it where it needs to go. When she's not doing that, joins hunting parties and gets deep in the fray. She can't get infected—the squishy humans can. Ada is joined by Codsworth pretty frequently. At the end of it, keeps a Scorched Beast tooth in her home (whatever it may be) as a souvenir.

Cait; One of the first to join the Scorched Beast hunting parties. She recognizes a 'all hands on deck' situation when she sees it. And when the usual monsters of the waste give way to crystallized husks, working as one mind hell-bent on destruction? Fuck it. If it takes her out, she'll have taken out far more. Danse gives her a sweet suit of Power Armor and she wears out the knuckle joints a lot. Why shoot when you can punch, right?

Curie; You can't pull her away from her labs, her medical bays. Curie works herself to the bone and then some, trying to find a cure, a prevention, anything. She still ends up having to restock her ammo, when her patients or test subjects succumb and have to be put down. It's the hardest thing Curie has ever gone through. She doesn't come out the same person.

Codsworth; Bounces many different jobs. Ferries supplies, tends to the wounded and sick, feeds the civilians...he's a nervous wreck, but determined. He's often sent into infection hotzones with other robots, who can't get infected. Ada and him make a good duo, together. If only the decontamination process didn't rust him so badly...

Danse; On the outside, he's in Paladin mode. Barking orders, leading hunting parties, rarely does Danse stop firing at something. But internally, holy shit, this man is terrified. The Brotherhood is familiar with this plague, but if they couldn't stop it before, how could they now? He's the first to give an inspirational, do-or-die speech, and the last person to believe it. Makes Power Armor for anyone who'll join the cause. Ends up really bonding with Cait and X6-88 over the duration of the epidemic.

Deacon; keeps an eye on the wandering packs, the trails he finds of the Beasts, and points the hunting parties at them. The Railroad, for once, joins the fray. Instead of moving just synths, they move everyone into safe areas. He's not as nervous as other people; he can't be. Panic isn't going to keep people safe. Deacon stops cutting and dying his hair, pretending to be someone else. Staring at the Scorched, watching their individuality melt away into one mindless, all-thinking husk...you learn to value who you are. Even if you don't always like yourself, at least you are yourself.

Dogmeat; is trained to sniff out the plague, both in people yet to be taken over, and the hordes of Scorched. Dogmeat gets passed around to whoever needs his nose—Deacon takes him for tracking the Beasts, Curie has him find infected, Preston has him herd the Scorched into a nice, easy place for Artillery to rain down on. When all is said and done, is fed the highest quality meats while he catches up on his naps.

Gage; Bye, fuckers! He grabs as much as he can, finds a nice, cozy little bunker somewhere, and happily plans the rest of his life there. Starts gardening, like a Minuteman nerd. It's open season if someone opens the door. If the world ends a second time, Gage will watch it with bottle-cap sunglasses, and a glass of home-brewed mutfruit wine in hand. Will have a crisis over how much he likes the simple, quiet farming life. Has to get dragged kicking and screaming to leave his bunker, convinced there'll be a second wave or something.

Hancock; Debates leaving Goodneighbor. Loves his town, but they're not the kind of folks to...y'know. Quarantine, practice safe sex, not get into weird substances they find...he sticks by them though. Everyone gets armor and masks to cover up, keep the plague off them. There's a strict curfew, neighborhood watch delivers supplies to each building. Hancock has Kent work with Piper, keep the airwaves pumping out information and news as it comes. Hancock himself works with MacCready. Keeps off the chems to not dull his senses. Has a giant, week long party in Goodneighbor afterwards.

MacCready; Helps Goodneighbor get supplies in. Travels exclusively by rooftop if he can help it. Daisy sets him up with a long-distance radio so he can get word to Kent, Travis Miles in DC, and the Minutemen ASAP. A very valuable agent in the mess. Hancock watches his back as he scopes out the hordes and picks them off. Duncan draws pictures of his dad shooting down Scorched Beasts; they stay on the fridge long after the Plague is dealt with.

Nick; Travels with Piper as she investigates and reports the movement of the plague. Since he's immune, he ventures into the hotbeds of the plague, where Piper would get infected. Nick takes note of the appearance of individual Scorched, hoping to tell their worried loved ones what became of them. He leaves pamphlets of these descriptions at the agency, printed in the Publick Occurances alongside the news. Once the dust settles, burns all of his clothes; can't risk them being contaminated. Diamond City gets him a nice new trench coat as thanks for everything.

Old Longfellow; Takes point at settlements and safe zones. Whenever he's posted, not a single Scorched get within a mile of the area and leaves it alive. They start piling up at some point. He shoots down a Scorched Beast all on his own and bars everywhere are doomed to hear it echoed throughout eternity. Old Longfellow ends up teaching Minutemen rookies some tricks while on guard duty with them. Gets yelled at for giving them booze.

Piper; Chases the hordes, the infection zones, the Beasts, and stops only to write the info and news. She teams with the radio hosts of the Commonwealth, Travis and Kent Connolly, to deliver immediate warnings. The Brotherhood, Railroad, Minutemen—Piper is their top source of information. She could never truly fathom how important her work is, and how many people it saved. After the plague, she writes a book about the experience.

Preston; It is difficult to describe how hard this man works. He's giving rationing orders to a settlement while in a firefight across the state. He's making decisions about an assault ten different assaults away while hitting Beasts out of the air with Artillery. He's like a workaholic octopus. It's kind of incredible. Consumes only coffee and whatever someone else can shove in his face while he uses his hands for something else. The General has to chase him down and tranq him so he sleeps. Like Curie, fundamentally changed. Loses all of his hinges through it all.

X6-88; The plague effects Gen3 synths, so he has to don full-coverage armor and forgo his sunglasses. Deeply upset by this. Coursers, once rare to see and rarer to survive, are everywhere hunting the Beasts. X6-88 gives Institute info to Piper when he can get away with it. He hates the wasteland already—he doesn't want it getting worse. At least the topside scum aren't possessed by weird zombie bats. X6 joins Danse's teams, brings Curie samples, and when all is over, breaks into Gage's bunker and drags him out to rejoin society, as per the Sole Survivor's orders.

[sanguine-recollection]

Characters:

Abel, Adam, Adam Whesker, Akihiko Kojima, Akira Kojima, Alchemy Willow, Alice (ElectricPuke), Alice Carroll, Amaterasu, Ami, Amy, Ana (Rockland), Ana (Viral), Annabelle Winter, Arcadian, Aria King, Ashley Kinley, Ashton Kinley, Athena Dianoia, Audrey, August Dixie, Avery Greyson, Axel

Baal

Cain Zeitgeist, Callum Willow, Cassiel, Charlie Willow, Chase Knox, Chase Valentine, Christopher “Chris” King, Circe

Damien Morningstar, Dante Stryker, Dominick Torrero, Dylan

Edison Tekker, Elise, Elizabeth Bathory, Enoch, Eve

Faereighn, Farz Murphy (ElectricPuke), Foal, Freya

Gabriel, Gabriel Lily, Grace Quinn

Hades, Hammerclaw, Hana, Heidi, Horus, Hunter

Itsuki Mori

Jack Buchanan, Jason Buchanan, Jason Carmine (Rook), Jiyun, John

Kali, Karasu, Kaz Tyagi, Kenny, Kiku Kojima, Kiyoshi, Kurt

Lachesis Chronis, Lady Yuzu, Leo Taylor, Lilith, Lily Taylor, Lincoln, Logan, Loki Marshall, Lucifer Morningstar

Macey, Marco Jennings, Marcus De La Cruz, Max, Melanie, Meredith, Mia, Michael Fitzroy, Michael Volkov, Mio, Molly, Morgan, Morgan Le Fey, Munchie

Naoki “Nathan” Donovan, Nicolas Flamel

Olivia, Oswalt Morrison

Peyton

Quinton Willow

Rai, Raizer, Raja, Ramiel, Raphael, Raphael Sivori, Reiko Nakamura, Ribbon, Richter (hotelPSYCHO), Rory Stryker, Rose Martinez, Rosey, Roy McNamara, Ruby Red Graves

Sally, Samael Volkov, Sanae, Sano Kojima, Sejun, Seong-Mi Yeon (Emily), Sergio Marino, Sergio Morrison, Shane, Shiro Suzuki, Sparrow, Sun-Mi Yeon (Scarlet), Sydney Dixie

Teagan Buchanan, The Engineer, Thor, Tobias Reeves, Trace, Trevor McLoughlin, Tsubaki, Tyler

Uriel Metzger

Valak, Vencil Cartier, Veni (ElectricPuke), Verak, Vincent Castillo (Electricpuke), Vincent Metzger, Vincent Metzger (Lesser Angel), Vlad

Xander Rosario

Zero (Dollmaker), Zero (Empire), Zeus

Known aliases/blogs:

afterdark, arioddsandends, askparasitegods

cyanidesin

doctor-dollmaker

electricpuke

fuckbyknifepoint

nagakira, nurseharlot, rocklandgames

runawayoutlaw

scarletaegis, scarletmarionette, trentboyett

Projects (Either created or partook in):

Arcane

Boyfriend to Death, Boyfriend to Death 2: Fresh Blood

Crazy AU

Dark Circus AU, Devil's Night Carnival, Dollmaker

Empire

Foxtail

Huntress

Inferno

Mark of Belial

Nightclub

Of Gods And Monsters

Rockland - Includes Rockland: MOB, Rockland: Most Wanted, Rockland: The Hand of God, Rockland: The Misfits (Note that these are organized alphabetically. I am unsure what order they're in chronologically), Route 66

Self Insert

The Artist, The Carnival Game, The Commander, The Doctor, The Hunt, The Puppetmaster, The Serial Killer, Till Death Do Us Part

Viral

Welcome Home: Farmhouse, Welcome Home: Mansion

YanAki

Zeitgeist

[moron-hassaikai-and-more]

Eri, getting home from school: see ya suckers- Mom I’m home!!

Chrono: hi sweetheart, how was your day?

Eri: oh ya know it’s absolutely terrible, I’m in my own living hell.

Chrono: same answer..every day..alright, you need a snack or something?

Eri: oh you bet your sweet ass I do.

Chrono: you are just so much right now… *phone starts ringing* oh the school’s calling…

Eri under her breath: oh shit…

Teacher on the phone: hello sir?

Chrono: oh, hi hi, hello, how can I- how can I help you?

Teacher: is this mr Kurono?

Chrono: yeah, yeah it is.

Teacher: now would you by change be the father of an Eri?

Eri: *making a waving gesture across her neck*

Chrono: …yeah, yeah Eri’s my daughter..why?

Eri, whispering desperately: hang up the phone

Teacher: we’re calling from the elementary school to talk about some of her behaviour this past week.

Chrono: …what- what behaviour?

Eri: *shaking her head*

Teacher: well for starters one of her class mates has had a cast on and she keeps writing profanities all over it.

Chrono: ok, um-

Teacher: and when asked why she said to add insult to injury.

Eri: *frantic whispered stammering*

Teacher: right and you know the saying ‘take it with a grain of salt’?

Chrono: yeah..I-I..use that all the time…why..?

Teacher: well when we use it she always follows up with ‘some lemon and a shot of tequila’

Chrono: *plotting to kill Deidoro*

Teacher: yeah and during the DARE assembly last week, she sang Colt 45 at the top of her lungs so everybody in the auditorium could hear her.

Eri: *snickering*

Chrono: *glares at her*

Eri: *..glances away*

Chrono: I am so sorry, is there anything else that I should know before we- before I deal with this on my own?

Teacher: there was one more thing that caused a little issue. You know the saying ‘when life gives you lemons’? Instead she said when life gives you melons.

Chrono: I- she IS dyslexic-

Teacher: right but then she grabbed her non-existent breasts and started banging her chest like King Kong

Eri, whispering and making a throwing motion: Throw the phone-!

Chrono: I am so sorry, I am so sorry about that, I’ll deal with it then I’ll be in tomorrow so we can have a sit down conversation, does that sound good?

Teacher: yes sir that sounds good,

Eri, whispering: no! No! No! No!

Chrono: alright, thank you for your patience, alright, goodbye *hangs up and looks at Eri*

Eri: ..Listen- listen up, alright? Something about an apple falling out of a tree or something, right?

Chrono: do not point your grubby little fingers at me, when one points to me, three are back at you,

Eri: I am a product of your many desires so if you’re gonna blame anybody blame yourself. ….and uncle Deidoro.

Chrono: …..the material was good, honey, just time and place. We need to work on our comedic timing.

Eri: the best jokes are the ones that get you in trouble.

Chrono: I raised you so well…and I’m so sorry.

[thriftdyke]

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[kellystar321]

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[maareyas]

one of the horrors has been defeated, but at what cost?

[whocaresifwearecrazy]

Jackbox Community, we ARE aware a sentient water cooler SOMEHOW has a forklift certificate, right? I mean, how did Bubz get a forklift certificate? Will we find out more in their origin story? How did they survive the murder hotel?

And biggest question, WHY do I stan a water cooler?

[lovemehatemex0]

See I look cute

[ecto-biologist]

The only highlight of my days anymore is when the time is for one brief missable minute a homestuck number

[mentally321]

o.n. 6a vod lau Tubato av.,

[strawbnetwork]

the frenzied edible purchases of someone who hasnt eaten all day